- Series Title: Lois & Clark The New Adventures of Superman
- Season: 3
- Episodes: 22
- Discs: 6
- Cast: Dean Cain, Teri Hatcher, Lane Smith, Eddie Jones, K Callan, Justin Whalin
- Original Network: ABC
- Production Network: Warner Brothers
Season 3 of Lois and Clark has no major cast changes, Justin Whalin is still Jimmy Olsen. Lois Lane, however, gets a really bad haircut – which in the first few episodes is not only very short but spiky as well. It does not look good on Teri Hatcher, who with her classical looks and high cheekbones, looks better in a longer cut – not something so top heavy. As the season went on, they got rid of the spikiness and curls and let her hair go back to it’s natural straightness – but it was still short. Towards the very end of the season the slight curl on the ends comes back.
The first episode picks up exactly where season 1 ended – with Clark proposing to Lois. Lois takes off Clark’s glasses and asks – who’s asking, “Superman or Clark Kent?”.
Despite Clark’s obvious love for her – Lois isn’t immediately ready to commit to marriage and doesn’t accept the proposal right away. When she’s ready – Clark nearly blows the whole thing by wanting to call it off and not marry her to “protect” her, thinking evil-doers will use her to get to him. Eventually though the two work it out and start to make wedding plans. We meet Lois’s mother, played wonderfully by Beverly Garland and her father makes a reappearance.
Season 3 is also the season of the over-the-top supervillain. Some of the actors playing guest villains do a brilliant job of chewing scenery – such as Genie Francis (General Hospital) and Jonathan Frakes (ST:TNG, now a director) as two super-rich “collectors” who collect Superman. But the super villain story lines also make season 3 more “out there” in terms of story lines – and there’s much less of the two reporters working together on stories to improve Metropolis or expose corruption of the first two seasons. And I liked the crusading reporters stories.
Then about halfway through the season, we get the wedding – and the show takes a sharp left turn into a super-powered Twilight Zone. The wedding episode has Lois and Clark looking into the theft of exotic frogs, which turns into exposing a conspiracy to replace the president and the head of his secret service details with clones. Lois and Clark successfully stop the plot, but not before, unknown to them, a presidential pardon releases Lex Luthor from prison. Clark and Lois are married by Perry White (a minister of the “church of blue suede shoes) but it isn’t Lois that Clark marries – it’s her clone. Lois, meanwhile, has been kidnapped by Lex Luthor. And the episode ends on a cliffhanger showing the audience but not Clark that Lois is a clone.
Cliffhangers will be a theme – as the rest of the series is one big story, and every episode ends on a cliffhanger. So Lois is kidnapped by Lex Luthor, and Clark is married to a clone of Lois. Clark quickly realizes his bride isn’t his bride. Lois escapes Luthor – but in running towards Superman, who’s arguing with the clone (who insists on calling him Clark even when he’s in his uniform) doesn’t see Lois. Lois is hit by a car, bangs her head, and ends-up thinking she’s “Wanda Detroit” heroine of her two-year-old unfinished romance novel.
Wanda, trying to escape Lex, is picked up by a truck driver and taken to the docks, where she gets a singing job as Wanda Detroit. With a few diversions – she’s picked up again by Lex whom she thinks is “Kent” one of the heroes of her romance novel. Kent convinces her that Clark is “Clark” the nasty dude in her romance novel. Lex gets Wanda to help him in a robbery of Star Labs and tries to convince her to transfer her mind into a clone body (as he will to his own as well). Superman rescues Lois from the nightmare and Lex dies. Lois’s clone who’s formed a friendship with Clark also dies.
Things seem to be going fine, as Lois was starting to realize she wasn’t Wanda, but she’s hit by a rock as they escape. Lois then loses her memory completely.
Clark and Perry White admit Lois to a medical facility to have an expert help her regain her memory. Unfortunately for all concerned – the “medical facility” is only slightly better than Arkham Asylum, and one Doctor is brainwashing patients to kill people, then killing the assassin himself but making it look like a stroke (the first two “patients” are elderly). He tries to do the same thing to Lois but Superman and Clark rescue her and the doctor is arrested. However, Lois’s therapist – who claims to have no knowledge of what the other doctor was doing – is quite literally the world’s worst therapist. He instantaneously falls in love with Lois (what is it with Lois anyway?) So he starts pushing back at Clark, telling him to not tell her he’s her fiancé. He limits Clark’s visits to Lois and eventually tries to stop him from seeing her entirely. The “therapist” also stops anyone else from seeing Lois. Now that’s the exact opposite of what he should be doing – he should encourage as many friends and family who know her to visit her in the hopes that it stirs her memory. When Lois tries to start investigate the various strange stories at the facility – he also keeps discouraging her, when, really, doing something familiar should help her. Lois and Clark’s relationship goes back to the season 1 sparking, where Lois doesn’t realize she’s falling for Clark and she also doesn’t know he’s Superman (as she did earlier in Season 3). Lois’s therapist also hyponises her to fall in love with him. Finally, Clark and Perry find out what’s going on, the therapist is stopped, and Lois recovers her memory. She and Clark get engaged again.
There’s a filler episode with Lois’s school reunion and a “Incredible Shrinking man/woman” plot.
Lois and Clark start making wedding plans again, although Lois wants to elope – which might not be a bad plan considering their track record. Anyway, suddenly two Kyptonians show-up. The woman, Zara, played by Justine Bateman (Family Ties), claims she is Kal-El’s wife (they were married at birth as a way to unite royal families) and he must return with her to stop Nor, an evil dictator, from conquering New Krypton as well as civil war. New Krypton has a red sun and harsh physical conditions – so Lois won’t be able to go with Clark. Clark is torn – everything he knows is on Earth, but if he stays he’s condemning a whole planet and his own people to death and destruction. Clark decides to return to New Krypton. For the second season in a row – the show ends on a cliffhanger.